Sometimes, you gotta laugh!

Fighting the "Haters" is serious business. But sometimes, you just gotta take a break from the "heaviness" and laugh a little, y'know? So with that in mind, ARC proudly presents....

THE TOP TEN REASONS ALBANIANS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS!

1. 8:45 am is too early for us to be up.
2. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights.
3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loud and bring attention to ourselves.
5. With buk, djath, and raki on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
6. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
7. We would all want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield

(For those not familiar with the Albanian language and culture, "buk" is bread, "djath" is cheese, and "raki" is a very potent brandy that makes Tequila look like mother's milk by comparison....)

H/T to "Njeshizzle" for posting this on the the albanian.com webboards, from where I got it.